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Oct 12, 2014 07:58
かつて、ある精神科病院は患者が多過ぎました。
Once, there was a mental hospital that became overcrowded.

患者は治して帰るかどうか決めようとして、擔當の醫者はテストを設計しました。
The head psychologist devised a test to see which patients were well enough to leave.

このテストによると、醫者は壁にドアを描いて、」誰かこのドアを開けられると、御宅に帰られますよ。」と表しました。
According to the test, a doctor drew a door on the wall and he declared, " those who can open this door are allowed to leave."

患者は一人一人でドアを開けてみようとしましたが、なかなか出來ませんでした。
One by one the patients attempted to open the door but to no avail.

いきなりある後ろに立ってる患者は」無理だよ。」と言いました。
Suddenly a patient from the back said, " you will never get that door open."

」お前はそのドアを開けるなんで無理だよ。」彼はもう一度言いました。
Suddenly a patient from the back said, " you will never get that door open."

」なぜ?」皆は信じられないように、彼を聞いていました。
The others look at him in disbelief and said," why not?"

その患者は咳払いをして、自信満々に返事しました。
The patient cleared his throat and replied slowly.

」ほら。鍵はここだよ。」
" you see. I have the key."
Let me tell you a joke. ^^

Once, there was a mental hospital that became overcrowded.
The head psychologist devised a test to see which patients were well enough to leave.
a doctor drew a door on the wall.
He said, " those who can open this door are allowed to leave."
One by one the patients attempted to open the door but to no avail.
Suddenly a patient from the back said, " you will never get that door open."
The others look at him and said," why not?"
The patient cleared his throat and said slowly.

" you see. I have the key."