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ifyousayso

Most of the things you're saying are true.

Most of the things you're saying are true. Did you make up the whole story, or are you for real? I have bad luck most times. ...
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May 17, 2019 22:29 Informal/Speech American English
ifyousayso

I have to take a look at the map because I have no idea where we are.

I have to take a look at the map because I have no idea where we are. Is it worth to jump off a cliff to fall into the water? Someo...
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May 17, 2019 22:25 Informal/Speech American English
ifyousayso

Some people use umbrellas to protect them from the sun.

Some people use umbrellas to protect them from the sun. I've seen a couple people doing really shady stuff from time to time. I...
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May 16, 2019 20:46 Informal/Speech American English
ifyousayso

If I had known that I was gonna burn down the kitchen, I wouldn't've ...

If I had known that I was gonna burn down the kitchen, I wouldn't've cooked anything. I knew he was gonna burn up the gas dr...
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May 16, 2019 07:08 Informal/Speech American English
ifyousayso

You're gonna hear it in about five seconds.

You're gonna hear it in about five seconds. I expect most people to forget about it quickly. I don't expect people to under...
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May 16, 2019 07:07 Informal/Speech American English
ifyousayso

A bird stole your bag of snacks while you were sunbathing on the beach.

A bird stole your bag of snacks while you were sunbathing on the beach. It doesn't surprise me that they don't understand what...
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May 15, 2019 21:45 Informal/Speech American English
ifyousayso

I noticed a decrease in performance in general, but it's all good.

I noticed a decrease in performance in general, but it's all good. Now I know that I can use it like quickly in case something goe...
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May 15, 2019 07:52 Informal/Speech American English
ifyousayso

I totally saw when the bird pooped over your shoulders and then flew away lik...

I totally saw when the bird pooped over your shoulders and then flew away like nothing has happened here. Did you know that they were ...
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May 15, 2019 06:32 Informal/Speech American English
ifyousayso

I ate so many stuff yesterday that my stomach feels pretty weird today.

I ate so many stuff yesterday that my stomach feels pretty weird today. There are a lot of scam artists walking around in XXX. I...
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May 13, 2019 22:52 Informal/Speech American English
ifyousayso

Did you call the cops on him when you saw him stealing gas from your truck?

Did you call the cops on him when you saw him stealing gas from your truck? Did you call the cops on him when you saw him stealing you...
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May 13, 2019 21:23 Informal/Speech American English
ifyousayso

Nobody knows why it's happening now.

Nobody knows why it's happening now. They closed off XXX street to allow the marathon to pass through. This whole area is gonna...
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May 13, 2019 00:46 Informal/Speech American English
ifyousayso

Why should it be wrong if it works for him?

Why should it be wrong if it works for him? Why are you trying to make it look bad if it works for him? You make it look like it we...
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May 12, 2019 02:15 Informal/Speech American English
ifyousayso

People used to pay me in cash so that I helped them out while we were taking ...

People used to pay me in cash so that I helped them out while we were taking a test. I used to be pretty good at memorizing everything...
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May 11, 2019 08:43 Informal/Speech American English
ifyousayso

People used to pay me in cash to help them with their tests.

People used to pay me in cash to help them with their tests. The chopper landed on the roof of the building. I never asked myself i...
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May 10, 2019 22:13 Informal/Speech American English
ifyousayso

It's pretty amazing to think that I won't have to do the dishes.

It's pretty amazing to think that I won't have to do the dishes. People like him doesn't understand different opinions. ...
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May 10, 2019 22:12 Informal/Speech American English
ifyousayso

If I keep riding my bike this way, I'm gonna have a heart attack.

If I keep riding my bike this way, I'm gonna have a heart attack. The guy in the black jacket is taking the lead. The cop direc...
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May 10, 2019 06:53 Informal/Speech American English
ifyousayso

The next thing I remember, I started to run and then I woke up two months later.

The next thing I remember, I started to run and then I woke up two months later. The cop suspect that it was Sam's friend who knoc...
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May 10, 2019 06:52 Informal/Speech American English
ifyousayso

I'll be talking about computer stuff here.

I'll be talking about computer stuff here. "A" stands for the name of a computer program. 1. Make sure to delete your...
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May 9, 2019 08:07 Informal/Speech American English
ifyousayso

This is not what I signed for, so I'm outta here.

This is not what I signed for, so I'm outta here. Did you notice the decrease in performance? Did you notice a decrease in perf...
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May 8, 2019 22:25 Informal/Speech American English
ifyousayso

The farting that I was experiencing stopped just as I got in my bed.

The farting that I was experiencing stopped just as I got in my bed. The farting stopped as soon as I got in my bed. I farted like ...
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May 8, 2019 22:21 Informal/Speech American English