Anti-humor

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May 28, 2019 18:20
Anti-humor

One day I went to my uncle's.
Uncle asked me to catch a duck and to make a dish.
Then I went to the yard and caught one and killed it.
When I entered into the kitchen, my uncle asked me:"Did it yell when you kill it ?"
"Yes." I said.
"Do you know what did it say?" uncle asked.
"I don't know. What did it say?"I asked.
"It said, I'm a goose! I'm a goose!"uncle said.
冷笑话

一天我去我叔叔家。
叔叔叫我去抓一只鸭子做菜。
于是我去院子里抓了一只并宰了它。
当我进到厨房时,叔叔问我:“它叫了吗?”
“叫了。”我说。
“你知道它说了什么吗?”叔叔问我。
“我不知道。它说了什么?”我问。
“它说,我是鹅!我是鹅!”叔叔说。